"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"
In which I respond to the ‘steal his boyfriend’ anon with a good deal of bitching and self-loathing/pity
In which I respond to the ‘steal him from his boyfriend’ anon by getting absolutely livid
can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this